Merry Christmas

Punches

1 bottle raspberry vodka
6 cans cranberry juice
1/2 bottle Absolut® vodka
1 can Sprite® soda

Pour all ingredients (chilled beforehand) into a large container or punch bowl, preferably on top of another similar container filled with ice. Allow to chill. Serve in punch cups or tall glasses.

Calories (kcal)3771 Energy (kj)15781 (per 121.5 oz serving)

Mambabajamba

Punches

1 fifth peach schnapps
1 pint Malibu® coconut rum
12 cans (12 oz each) Rainier® lager
1/2 gal concentrated pineapple juice

Pour the peach schnapps and Malibu coconut rum into a large punch bowl or bucket. Pour the pineapple juice in, then pour in all the beer. Try using ice if desired, maybe some pieces of pineapple. Serve to guests in punch cups or tall glasses.

Calories (kcal)5507 Energy (kj)23042 (per 249.6 oz serving)

Leftover Salmon

Punches

1 gal Hawaiian punch
5 oz vodka
3 oz gin
6 oz pineapple juice
1 oz Everclear® alcohol
2 oz milk
1 pinch salt

Combine all ingredients in a punch bowl; ice if desired. Stir well.

Firefly

Punches

1 oz vodka
4 oz grapefruit juice
1 tsp grenadine syrup

Fill a highball glass with cubed ice. Stir in vodka and grapefruit juice. Add the grenadine after stirring, and place it in the center of the drink.

Calories (kcal) 129 Energy (kj) 543 (per 5.2 oz serving)

Jamaican Tease

Punches

1 1/2 oz DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur
1 1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
9 oz chilled orange juice

Pour the DeKuyper Buttershots butterscotch schnapps and Malibu rum into a highball glass. Fill with chilled orange juice, and serve.

Calories (kcal) 310 Energy (kj) 1299 (per 12 oz serving)

Baltimore Eggnog

Punches

1 oz Jamaican dark rum
1 oz brandy
1 oz madeira
1 whole egg
1 tsp powdered sugar
3/4 cup milk

Shake all ingredients well with cracked ice and strain into a collins glass. Sprinkle nutmeg on top and serve.

Calories (kcal) 517 Energy (kj) 2163 (per 10.2 oz serving)

Ball of Fun

Punches

1 liter Bacardi® Limon rum
1 liter triple sec
1 liter Absolut® Citron vodka
2 liters fruit punch
5 lb ice cubes

Pour all ingredients into a punch bowl and stir."Drink the fuck up, get fucked up, and break the ball of fun." (BSU)

Bacardi Hawaiian Punch

Punches

1/2 oz Bacardi® Limon rum
1/2 oz Bacardi® Razz rum
1/2 oz Bacardi® orange rum
1/2 oz Bacardi® Vanil rum
3 oz cranberry juice
3 oz pineapple juice

Pour the Bacardi flavored rums into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Add the cranberry juice and pineapple juice and shake well. Strain into a hurricane glass filled with ice cubes, and serve.


Calories (kcal) 234 Energy (kj) 979 (per8 oz serving)

Golden Salsa

Punches

3 oz Golden Grain® alcohol
6 oz chilled lemonade

Combine both ingredients over crushed ice in a collins glass, and serve.

Calories (kcal) 640 Energy (kj) 2678 (per 9 oz serving)

Crunk Juice

Punches

8 oz can Red Bull® energy drink
1 1/2 oz cognac

Pour both ingredients into a cup, stir slightly, and serve.

Calories (kcal) 201 Energy (kj) 841 (per 9.5 oz serving)

Bum Juice

Punches

750 ml bottle of cheap rum
3 liters any flavor bottle of cheap soda

This is a very simple drink to make, and a very cheap drink to make. Pour out (drink) approximately 750ml of the cheap soda (usually orange or lemon-lime soda). Then pour the bottle of cheap rum into the soda bottle. Turn the bottle up and down a few times to mix, then open carefully so that it does not explode. Drink right out of the bottle with a friend. For best results, drink in a public park.

Calories (kcal) 2966 Energy (kj) 12411 (per 126.8 oz serving)

Brown Eyed Pucker

Punches

1 - 2 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 - 2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
12 oz can Pepsi® cola

Pour the DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker into a tall glass. Add the Bacardi 151 rum, then add the Pepsi (alternatively, use Dr. Pepper). Stir and serve in a Collins Glass

Calories (kcal) 361 Energy (kj) 1512 (per 15 oz serving)

Beevo Special

Punches

12 oz can Mountain Dew citrus soda
2 oz vodka
1 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps

Pour the vodka and DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker into a collins glass half-filled with ice cubes. Add the can of Mountain Dew (any flavor, original preferably), stir, and serve.

Calories (kcal) 357 Energy (kj) 1496 (per 15 oz serving)

Hot Devilish Daiquiri

Punch

1 1/2 cups hot water
1/4 cup sugar
2 cinnamon sticks
8 whole cloves
6 oz frozen lemonade concentrate
6 oz frozen limeade concentrate
1/2 cup light rum

In 2 qt. microproof casserole, combine hot water, sugar, spices, and concentrated juices. Stir, then cook on HI 5-6 minutes or until mixture boils. Heat rum in microproof container on HI for 30 seconds. Ignite and pour over hot beverage. Ladle into punch cups for serving.

Hina Blast

Punch

6 oz red wine
1 oz Coca-Cola
4 oz tequila
3 oz orange juice
3 tbsp chopped bananas
1 cup raisins
6 oz Dom Perignon Champagne
1/4 tsp red pepper flakes

Heat wine, add raisins and boil. Mix coca-cola, tequila, orange juice and add to boiled wine with raisins. Toss bananas with hot red pepper flakes. Pour champagne over the bananas. Mix everything together and store in a glass jar. Place in a fridge for 8 hours. Served chilled with fresh cherries.

Wine Punch

Punch - Wine

1 bottle red wine
2 sliced lemons
1 cup orange juice
3 sliced oranges
1 cup pineapple juice

Combine all of the ingredients and pour over a block of ice.

Waldorf-Astoria Eggnog

Punch

2 egg yolks
1/4 oz cream
1/2 oz sugar syrup
nutmeg
3/4 oz tawny port
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
3 1/2 oz milk

Shake well over ice cubes in a shaker and strain into a large highball glass over ice cubes. Sprinkle with nutmeg.

Calories (kcal) 572 Energy (kj) 2393 (per 8.5 oz serving)